Dear friend Thanks for coming First I want…

Dear [friend],

Thanks for coming.

First, I want to say what a great friend you have been. We’ve shared some good times together, whether that be getting through exam study through stuvac, or [activity]. I enjoy your company.

I’m sorry there’s no easy way for me to say this. I don’t think we can be friends any more.

Since we first met in [place], we’ve grown apart. Each time we meet, we talk about less, and our interests increasingly don’t match. [Fark], we don’t see each other ‘occasionally’ any more, more like never.

Don’t get me wrong, you’re a great person. In [time], look at all that you have done. You were [e.g. president of some society] and you got [great graduate position]. Look at me. What have I got to show for [time period]? Not as much, and probably next to nothing.

You’re destined for great things, and you don’t need a person like me wasting your time over coffees.

Good bye and good luck.

[Twenty dollars is placed on the table for the coffees. Fade to black.]