An extract of one of many conversations I have had with others about my stalker, WX:
Me: So, she called twice at 4am today.
Other: Who calls at 4am in the mornings!?
M: Uni students. It’s a well known fact that they do not sleep.
O: I see. So you are not normal [referring to my recent run of good long sleeps]?
M: Yep. I’m an abnormal uni student.
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