{"id":166,"date":"2013-05-06T21:57:06","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T11:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/?p=166"},"modified":"2013-08-13T22:59:33","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T12:59:33","slug":"dear-friend-thanks-for-coming-first-i-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Dear friend Thanks for coming First I want&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear [friend],<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for coming.<\/p>\n<p>First, I want to say what a great friend you have been. We&#8217;ve shared some good times together, whether that be getting through exam study through stuvac, or [activity]. I enjoy your company.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry there&#8217;s no easy way for me to say this. I don&#8217;t think we can be friends any more.<\/p>\n<p>Since we first met in [place], we&#8217;ve grown apart. Each time we meet, we talk about less, and our interests increasingly don&#8217;t match. [Fark], we don&#8217;t see each other &#8216;occasionally&#8217; any more, more like never. <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, you&#8217;re a great person. In [time], look at all that you have done. You were [e.g. president of some society] and you got [great graduate position]. Look at me. What have I got to show for [time period]? Not as much, and probably next to nothing.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re destined for great things, and you don&#8217;t need a person like me wasting your time over coffees.<\/p>\n<p>Good bye and good luck.<\/p>\n<p><em>[Twenty dollars is placed on the table for the coffees. Fade to black.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear [friend], Thanks for coming. First, I want to say what a great friend you have been. We&#8217;ve shared some good times together, whether that be getting through exam study through stuvac, or [activity]. I enjoy your company. I&#8217;m sorry there&#8217;s no easy way for me to say this. I don&#8217;t think we can be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/set3.bh0.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}