• Enough of FV, I’ll briefly tell you about XL. I’ve known him for years, and right now, he’s a piece of work.

  • This is the only version that would embed. Enjoy.

  • My new favourite adjective: piss-weak.

  • I don’t discourage anyone who has a passion or is good at what they do, but what FV does is over the top. She promotes for those ‘clubby’ type events. Part of her strategy is to bombard her friends on Facebook with updates and messages and invites. Of course it’s bloody annoying. Recently she was asking for help for ‘flyering’. I think it involves going around carparks and placing a flyer on the windscreen. If I’m right, and she put a flyer on my car, I swear I’ll give her an earful over the phone. Maybe more or less.

  • I’ve been looking into why pokies are so addictive. And I’m stuck on a pokies simulation website. Watch the reels spin!

  • Ah yes, FV. Where do I start? Someone said of her, “Why is she always half-naked on my News Feed?”

  • I was telling a friend of mine about another friend’s recent engangement. When the word ‘religion’ was mentioned, the immediate reply was something about sexual frustration. I LOLed.

  • Tomorrow, I’ll rant about FV. She’s a handful.

  • So, RO tweets about her weight problems, and says that she’s got this “full ON” fitness rubbish to “loose” those pesky kilos. It goes on to boast how early she was body conscious. The weight loss companies love her! She’s been a miserable failure at losing weight. At least she says she should have learnt something.

    You know, if you’ve been trying to lose weight for that long, something’s wrong with your life. Have you got anything else to do? Look at those weight loss ads, people ACTUALLY lose weight. No surgery too! NO ONE CARES. Has anyone said that you looked fat? I bet not.

    Your dp still looks ugly, you know. Maybe it’s the face too.

    And get your spelling right as well. We’re all sick of it.

  • We’ve got the whole wide world in our hands.